#ahahha its fun to imagine these

[shehsart]

Suicide squad esque movie with the LoV when

[pastlivesxpastlie]

i would like to request VesselxReader librarian and the reader/librarian reccomends books that vessel would really like unironically!!!!! send post

💛I luv u💛 also I’m glad you said “unironically” because you know I’d say some weird stuff. The story is goofy silly but I stand by these recs.

Vessel x Librarian!Reader, annoyances to lovers

Informational fluffy crack with links to the books

It was nearly closing time and the staff was feeling silly. You being the manager on duty thought, “who would care if I locked the library doors at 15 till? Who’s going to come in here at 8:45 o’clock pm?!” Just as you unethically lock the library doors, you turn around…and there he is… you gawp at him.

“Hey friend, I do have to let you know that we’re closed…and you need a shirt on here…you see…we’re technically in…”

He puts his large, paint smudged hand up to stop you. “There’s still 15 minutes before you close.”

You sigh as you realize you’re standing right by the sign with the library hours. “You can see through that thing?” You ask referencing his mask.

He doesn’t respond. “Can you help me?”

You flip your hair and say “depends” because despite him ruining you eff-off time at work he’s pretty cute.

“I just need some reading recommendations.”

“AHAHHA RIGHT! We ARE at a library! Heh. And I’m the librarian. And. Yeah. Hehe…”

If you could see his eyes you’d imagine he was blinking and staring blankly at you. “Anyways…”

*cue a montage of reader and vessel running around a 10k sq ft library as co-workers stare in confusion and concern*

You sigh, cheeks flushed pink from grabbing books and learning more about your new favorite patron, Vessel.

“Alright, let’s take a look at your impressive stack…”

“Excuse me?” Vessel says quizzically.

“OF BOOKS!! Hehhehe.” This masked shirtless man has made you such a giggly mess you almost forget to check out his books.

First, chosen for its lush atmospheric tone, themes of oral fixations, religious/metaphysical fervor, and devotion is Jawbone by Mónica Ojeda.

Also following the themes of devotion, obsession, along with body horror and feeling insane is Bunny by Mona Awad.

And it was a bit of a hard sell, but you convinced him to try the Shades of Magic series, starting of course with A Darker Shade of Magic, because the male lead has a neat jacket…like him. You both looked down after you said that. Was that the wrong thing? I mean…he was wearing a cloak. Maybe he thinks you’re just being nice. Or…too silly.

“I hope you have enough time to read these,” you say shyly but super cutely (let’s be real you do the radio rebel hair-behind-the-ear).

You like to think he winks at you but, you know, you can’t see his eyes…does he actually have six? He chuckles softly. “I’ll be fine. But…just for fun…how about a graphic novel?”

You bite your lip and smile shyly. “You know…and…stop me if this is weird. But, we’re doing a buddy read of the Warriors graphic novel…like the cats…and I don’t know maybe…you’d want to…no it’s silly…”

He puts his hand up again and shakes his head. “It would be an honor.”

And so, Vessel joined the Warriors read-along and contributed in such a way that he started leading the discussions, which made you very happy because the cat drama was starting to stress you out. At the end of one read-along party, Vessel strides up to you and sheepishly puts his hands in his pockets. “So…I actually have a recommendation for you.”

You blush. “Oh yeah?”

Vessels hands you a piece of paper. Gasp. His phone number. He’s already gone by the time you look up.

“Nice! Now you don’t have to resort to looking him up in the patron database to get his number!” Your darling coworker says with a grin that screams ‘BOYLIKER!’

You roll your eyes and start daydreaming about your first kiss at the Panda Express, feeling like you’re in a cheesy rom-com.

THE END

[kafkaoftherubble]

HI HELLO I have tried playing monster hunter games and I see the appeal because they look awesome but those types of games are really overwhelming to me so I have to settle with my friend infodumping to me about the music and motifs lol

Hahahha! Oh yea, it's definitely something I understand. My sister finds it overwhelming too, so she was stuck in this limbo of loving it... and being frustrated by it at the same time.

Our solution was co-op play! I play the seemingly begrudging half-medic all the time; I have several sets where I prioritize watching everyone's HP and administering healing and shits, over bashing the monster in with my weapons. I'm by no means a great hunter—I'm chaotic as fuck, too—but I try not to be so incompetent that I ruin the hunt. My sis, meanwhile, main a weapon where it's all button-mashing (Dual Blades) so she can free her head into thinking about other things. If she's in low health, she knows I'm always gonna give you up replenish her health. I also generally don't mind failing quests; sometimes I was the reason! That probably helped ease my sis'/friend's pressure, ahahaha

Astral Chain is similarly frenetic, which is why if MonHun is too much, then Astral Chain will be more or less in the same league. In fact, there is an additional challenge to the latter: you control two characters at once. The other character, the Legion, has its own basic attack AI, but it doesn't really know the best moves to make, so ideally, you control both your character and the Legion in tandem! In a frenetic fight, too! At 30fps! I always joke that I grew new neurons in my brain just to play this game. Hell, here's an Honest Trailer about this game that is generally pretty accurate about the experience! Hahahaha!

I recently picked up Astral Chain again despite finishing it circa 2022 mid-year because a manga I've been reading reminded me of it and it was such a perfect excuse to replay the game. The learning curve is fucking steep, especially since I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom, which is NOT that crazy in combat at all. Imagine my surprise when I got the hang of controlling two characters at once on the very next day (last night, basically). Wow, I can't believe I got better at this game at a faster rate than my old friends, Fire Emblem and MonHun!

... Anyway, I kinda thought it would be fun if I got to hunt with you someday. It's really fun when you have the synergy and team dynamic down-pat! We can both be "medics" and pussies who run away from monsters ahahhahahah! And that's especially because I really don't mind losing. I don't even mind just gathering every now and then. Or exploring the maps sometimes.

Maybe a MonHun title in the future, if you're up for it— we can hunt together (And if we both have the goddamn console/gaming system ahahha). That way we will both be rookies at the same time, instead of if we play Sunbreak right now, where I'll be way too over-leveled and sorta kinda veteran-ish. (Also, my muscle memory is currently coded for Astral Chain and Tears of the Kingdom only hahahahhaha)

[weisbrot]

i felt that i just had to draw her in colour tbh i mean lbr, musichetta truly is all that!! @mariuspondmercy thank you for the request bro! you’re right, theres never enough of her!

[lovingjeankirstein]

artist/painter!jean kirstein boyfriend headcanons

☞ i’ve been having sm jean brainrot recently and this just popped into my head

☞ idrk where the idea of artist jean came from but i’m living off of it.

☞ this’ll be gender neutral, and modern au and with a headcanon in canonverse. also!! in these headcanons, jean is a college student/adult enjoy :)

you’re literally his muse. i wish i was joking.

he is so in love with you and you fill up his mind like 24/7 so, a lot of his work would be inspired by you :)

if you guys eat at a restaurant he’ll doodle on a napkin

or just in general. like mail envelopes, school papers, your homework, he doodles on it.

his hands have paint on them 85% of the time

if you aren’t busy he’ll ask you to be his irl reference for like a pose or position of an arm or hand.

when you catch him working you’ll tie his hair back for him 😫😫

in canonverse, i can imagine on off days you guys sitting in a field or a hill and he’ll be painting the landscape while you watch or chat.

if you like traditional art, you guys will have art sessions together just for fun or for dates

in modern au, if you like digital art, you guys would swap art preferences and he’d get so confused on how to draw on a tablet 💀

AGAIN doodles 24/7 and a lot of them are of you which gets you really flustered

“jean you sketch me a lot don’t you get tired of drawing the same old thing over and over again?”

“why would i when you’re so beautiful/handsome/attractive? *smirks*”

0//////0

for your first anniversary, he painted you something really nice and blushes when you compliment his work.

HE TRIES TO ACT ALL SMUG AND CHILL BUT THE APPRECIATION WARMS HIM SM

if you also like art, you and him would do outings where you go to different creative studios to try new types of creative work.

ex. pottery, gouache painting, sculpting, etc.

if you sit next to him while he paints, he’ll smear paint on your face or your arm

you helping him through an art block AND THEN HE’LL GET SO FRUSTRATED WHEN HE HAS NO IDEAS ON WHAT TO PAINT BUT A LOT OF MOTIVATION

if you get him an art supply you saw him scroll by on social media/a shopping site the other week, he’ll treasure it sm and repay you with sm kisses and dinner 😩😩

sometimes he gets so sucked inside his own head, you need to drag him away to take a break

you make him snacks whenever he’s painting/making something for a deadline

reassuring him his art is amazing even if he nitpicks every “flaw” in it like all artists do

hearing him rant about how his sketch during a boring lecture on paper looks better than what he sketched on the canvas 💀💀

“NO BABE LOOK AT THIS *gives you paper sketch* NOW LOOK AT THIS *presents canvas* WHY CANT IT JUST GHHHHH”

connie and sasha also hype him up a lot.

once he gave sasha a painting of a post from her instagram feed and she cried happiness at how beautiful and special it was

connie on his insta story showing a work of jean’s: “my best friend = the best painter. beat that leonardo dicaprio”

HE’LL GET ATTACKED BY EVERYONE SAYING ITS DA VINCI AND HE’LL POST ANOTHER STORY LIKE “GUYS I JUST DID IT FOR THE LAUGHS I KNOW ITS DA VINCI 😭”

HIM AND MARCO DO ART TOGETHERRRR

marco to me seems like he prefers the colored pencil medium and THEY’D HAVE SM FUN

jean would send you marco’s art and be like “TELL MARCO THIS IS AMAZING HE WON’T BELIEVE ME”

oh my gulay. his art exhibits.

HE GETS REALLY NERVOUS BUT TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF BC HE JUST WANTS IT TO GO REALLY WELL

“honey listen to me. it’ll turn out amazing! your art is beautiful and many people will admire and appreciate it at the event :D! so i know it’s hard but try not to worry so much okay?”

“PSHHH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LOVE? IM NOT NERVOUS PSHHH NOT AT ALL AHAHHA WHY DO YOU THINK THAT??”

he is really calm during the actual exhibit tho.

he gets so flustered from all the compliments and it makes him really happy :)

checking up on him throughout the night to make sure he’s keeping his cool

if someone wants to buy one he’d be so happy on the inside and talk about it for days after the exhibit with you.

near the end of the exhibit he has one covered painting, and when it’s time to reveal, it’s a painting of you!

because how could he have an art exhibit without including you? his main support and love of his life <3

aot masterlist main masterlist

[smol-hibiscus]

finally figured out a way aus may be written in this hell of a fake fandom

A, there'll be the people who make AUs as an excuse to make characters how they want them to be. Namely, I can imagine them making aito a "uwu gay *blushes*" person. they do that too often. su in the fandom likely would be very split with opinions on her, so half of these people would make her edgy because trauma, or a mary sue. no in-between. other characters i still need to get a proper idea of to see how people would ruin them- but generally, either makes them perfect or makes them edgy is the norm

B, the people who make AUs like zombie apocalypse stuff. these can rang from "holy shit why is this so good??" to "....why are you making everyone gay, they're in a apocalypse why are they focused on romance. WHYARETHEYKISSINGOUTSIDEWTF-"

for this fandom specifically, they'd probably come up with some really weird AUs. or really specific ones. "this au is if su actually died but then came back as a zombie and is only slightly herself but is herself at the same time and also the sheep is dead" kinda stuff. usually they still kill characters they dont like.

C, the cross fandom aus...a lot of shipping. especially with su and video game characters. just, a lot of ships. sometimes they add edge, but ships.

this is all I could come up with, apologizes

- S

AHAHHA YEAH

a: I have a feeling that's just how half the fandom would interpret them, there's only a few who actually get the characters

B: its like that in every fandom, some au's are just, so good and fun to think about! And then there's the "these characters have now swapped bodies and now have to live eachothers life!" But it's not just that because that could actually be interesting, no they make it so they suddenly like eachother and then there's a big villain that serves no purpose other then being the author's self insert oc...

And C: .... Pain

[yostresswritinggirl]

hey! its that one anon again. which one? yes.

anyways, i did read your response and you wanted me to expand on these little crossover concepts, yes? now,

starting with my stated idea, in this one, we break the laws of logic and reason for the sake of plot. this idea is like the kairos plot you have going on. somehow they got transported into your world. portals or white holes maybe or something like that. (p.s: did you know black holes can be as small as an atom?) continuing, they could all meet you at the same time, or one by one.

and, lets explain some more. in this concept, y/n plays genshin impact, knowing each and every husbando. and waifu. don't forget ganyu 💙. anyways, continuing, they would meet the genshin characters. but, yknow. in reversal. who are i big simp.

it can either turn out simping meets simpers, or, it can be like the last post where y/n is not simp but she knows them. so, yeah. i also think that they might meet at a carnival or a theme park because bro thats so fun. like who wants to meet on some city sidewalks? PSSH NOT ME. lets just make y/n's life a bit more c o l o r f u l💖.

now, going onto your plot, i thought of that too- yknow like they based a character off of you. man youre so mind reading. or i am. who knows. now lets come up with some what ifs here. some theories.

what if.... y/n did go out in the public a lot? would the genshin characters run into them more often,  get their phone number or smth? meet up with them at a cafe daily?

what if.... they met them before they played genshin impact? and then realize theres a character based solely on them? hm?

what if.... y/n owned like.. a cafe or a coffee shop. cafe/coffee shop au. would the characters come visit them daily like the first one, order everything on the menu?(cough- chIlDe-) or would they be more polite? how? yes. or would they stalk them because maybe they live there. what? no. i dont really like coffee shops and cafes idk what you're talking about.

also i freaking admire you fjsj and may or may not have forgotten- to click anon- because i am feeling for confident-

i mean, were all simps anyways-

❤do keep up the great work though :) i really love your writing style.

Sorry I couldn't talk much about this because I struggle thinking about ideas that I can't come up with a proper or logical background or story that would make it happen ahahaha (that black hole trivia is really amazing tho) but omg *clutches heart* Did you know someone's making fanarts for Kairos AU (Modern) GI characters rn akdbslsnslsn

In all honesty, the whole thing of both simpers meeting would be a MESS, like you'll all just be a mess of screams and confusion because wtf I'm in a game? And that's gonna be CONSISTENT to all of them, which all ends up with you playing each other's games.

When I meant public uhh probably like for promotional material, or the reader would be more active in showing their face in social media after Mihoyo urged them/assured them that hey it's fine, you're the original with copyright rights to your own face: so besides each other, many more fans would be obsessed in trying to get to know/you. And it's all gonna be weird at first as they all still struggle to grasp with the fact that hey, this person is actually 3D???

That's a lot of what ifs sodbsos ahahha so I think this time, I'd leave the imagines to the readers who sees this. Thank you for sharing your thoughts sweetie akdbsoms I'm so glad you finally showed your beautiful, creative self! Stay with us :))

Ahhh thank you again!!

[syrenblubs]

Free Characters at a Desi Wedding (Highspeed + Hiyori)

a/n: uhh this was supposed to be scheduled for later oopsie-

Asahi

-he’s honestly just here for the snap photos and fun with “da boisss 😈😈😈🤡🤡🔫🔫🔫”

-“with da fam and my homies 😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥”

-“yo uncle is there any chicken korma?”

-I feel like he’d also come in a red kurta teehee

-him and kisumi are playing karem with sei and other brown bois

-the desi aunties are judging him for being too loud like 😐

-like let him live chill

-he's also the one making the lassi he drinks it like its vodka

-okay so yk those people at weddings who’ll dance and spin a duppatta around idk how to fucking explain this wow im sorry

-yeah that’s definitely him

-PLEASEEE HIM AND KISUMI ARE THROWING PIECES OF ROTI AT EACH OTHER AHAHAHAHHAHA

Kisumi

-he’s SPILLING TEA WITH THE AUNTIES LMAOAOASBAKAJAKWIWJ

-he’s also just here to make tons of connections

-him and asahi are recording tiktoks outside with the desi fangirls

-why can I see him being one of those people feeding the couple ladoo

-HES DEFINITELY WEARING A PINK KURTA LMAOAOAOA

-he’s also helping the aunties make chai

-he’s literally posting every single moment of this wedding on his sc story omg

-he def begged ikuya to take some bomb ass pics of him

-he’s literally gonna eat anything and everything he finds there

-okay kinda off topic here but, IMAGINE HAYATO IN A LIL MATCHING KURTA PLAYING WITH THE OTHER KIDS

-THE AUNTIES ARE COMING FOR HIM AND ASAHI BECAUSE THEY WERE THEOWING PIECES OF ROTI AT EACH OTHER GOTTA BLAST

Ikuya

-he’s gobbling the pischtachio kulfi in the corner of the room

-honestly he stole all the mitai and wanted to leave lmao

-him and haru are chilling in the back away from all the chaos like

-he's playing fruit ninja and subway surfers on his phone while everyone is getting drunk and eating biryani HAHAHAHAH

-he's probably playing scenes from bollywood movies in his head smh

-secretly praying someone will play bewafa on the speakers lmao

-dark green kurta please

-f in the chat for him the desi aunties are comparing him to natsu

-he keeps asking natsu when they can leave

-hiyori will bring him the chai that he doesn't want LMAOOOO

-asahi is trying to drag him into making tiktoks with kisumi and he's trying to 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

-he's that one guy who didn't really come for anything but he's getting forced into taking pictures for people

Hiyori

-tbh he only came because ikuya was going too

-almost left tho when he heard there was no coffee

-"sorry beta only chai here. ap ko chae?"

-he's also just kinda sitting at the table eating his biryani like 🧍‍♀️

-he'll be taking note of every single person in that room and use their weaknesses and shortcomings against them if he gets into a arguement with any of them-

-okay u get the point he's not going wild like half the other ppl here

-he told himself he'd talk to the other brown boys but he could even bring himself to ask to play ludo with them lmaoo

-basically just following ikuya around not that ikuya is moving anywhere anyways

-will take pics of the food and post it on his socials like

-brown kurta mmmmmm and a silver chain goodbye

Nao

-please he's not roasting with the desi aunties, he's roasting THE desi aunties hahahahaha

-not to their face tho lolololol

-one of the other aunties favorites

-they compare their kids to him and they ask him if he needs a marriage proposal

-always having to politely decline

-he's really the only one trying to keep ikuya and hiyori from being lonely

-originally he just tagged along with natsu but then he kinda went to go get drunk

-all the other brown bois hate him because they get compared to him and he's like yeah❤️

-he'll go to babysit the kids and they all love him for being a responsible caretaker unlike someone else we know cough

-did one of girls get their bangles stuck in his sleeve? yes. did he care after a tiny interaction? no

-definitely helped clean up after as an apology for natsu's recklessness ahahha

Natsuya

-FIRST OF ALL BLACK KURTA AND A SILVER CHAIN NO I DONT MAKE THE RULES

-uhhh so he may or may not have gotten a little too drunk-

-was mainly with the uncles talking about Patriot Act because thats what u do and then he went to ikuya and hiyori but they weren't doing anything and then somehow he got his hands on some wine and then the rest is history

-definitely didn't get asked for his number like a million times from the fangirls (@makeusfreefromthisfandom come get ur mans)

-he’s not too into sweets, so maybe he’d just share keer with rose idk

-BUT HE DEFINITELY ATE A LOT OF SPICY FOOD

-he took all the seekh kebabs periodt

-also killing it on the dance floor 😍😍

-all the aunties are like 👀👀👀✋

-“smart looking man” they say 😏

-that’s until they realized he got wasted 😳

-BET HE ALSO ASKED IKUYA TO TAKE PICS OF HIM LIKE PLEASE LET UR BRO LIVE

[mihidecet]

Sbi&co: D&D AU: The Hunt

Hello everyone! I’m a tad bit late but I do hope the extra wait was worth it ahahha

And I hope you’ll enjoy it! Let me know if you do, and as always thank you for reading! <3

"Alright boys, can everyone hear me?" 

Tubbo's voice sounds crystal clear through the arcane earrings they have been given, but Quackity's nose still scrunches up: it's so weird to see his mouth moving in front of him and hear his voice come from a completely different direction. 

Thankfully - or maybe not - they won't be seeing each other much during this game. Another good thing is how he won't have to do much running either, if everything goes well; he still feels very much sore after last week's obstacle course, so he absolutely does not mind staying back and coordinating everyone. That and, if anyone was in need of help, he could swoop in and save the day - always a win in his book.

Quackity gives a sharp nod with his head towards Tubbo, who smiles enthusiastically before turning back towards Fundy to resume talking about how they'll manage to replicate the enchantment for themselves. A part of him wants to get in on the fun, fantasize about how quests will be so much easier with the ability to communicate remotely. He can already imagine a grand infiltration mission that that would require elegant gowns and fancy clothes, concealed weapons and arcane tricks hidden up their sleeves, all with the objective of recovering an artifact of vital importance- 

But he stops and shakes his head, as if it could get rid of those silly dreams. For once, it's not like he can really … stay; and also, he has much more important things to do.

Niki is in the process of stretching when a young looking wizard skips towards them with a blinding smile to let them know that they'll be opening the gates in less than five minutes. He figures that maybe he should have been warming up too, but his favourite pastime has always been people watching - which is extremely nostalgic for him and probably slightly weird from an outside perspective. Before he can lose himself again in his own mind - nerves will do that to him, he’s been noticing - a hand appears in front of his face and he grabs onto it on instinct. The fact that he’s hoisted upright quickly and efficiently clues him onto who it was, and he smiles gratefully at Niki. 

She looks up at him, reciprocating the smile except for the slight furrow in her brows - a silent question, her wondering of why he’s been spacing out, but it’s not that bad after all, he can definitely handle it; he waves off her worries, gesturing with his head towards the bright gallery that will lead them towards the arena as he chuckles to himself. 

“Is it time? I must have spaced out for more than I expected!” He half-jokes, willing to share his worry only partially, and realises he’s probably said too much when the crease in Niki’s forehead only deepens.

“Are you feeling well, Quackity? Is your shoulder still hurting?” The bard is - painfully - reminded that he is talking with a literal angel as her hand reaches forwards, palm already glowing slightly golden with what he’s come to learn is the sign of her healing divine magic, and he takes a step back, hands raised to stop her.

“I’m all good, no problem at all! I just got- distracted for a moment. Needed to clear my mind and all that ... It won’t happen during the hunt!” He adds hurriedly, suddenly realising that spacing out isn’t a really good sign when you’re supposed to be in charge of coordinating the whole team, but still, he knows what he has to do and he’s not going to lose himself in his own mind while they’re working - he wouldn’t still be alive in his line of work if that was the case! 

But there’s a hand placed on his shoulder and Niki is smiling at him again, which has, for better or for worse, always been able to calm his nerves down. It’s not even like he’s know these people for a long time, and yet he knows that if he could, he’d stick around for the rest of his days, probably. If they wanted him to. 

“It’s alright, I understand. I know we’re in good hands, we’ve been training for this.” Niki comments, sounding so sure of her words that he feels like he agrees with that too, to hell with his own self doubt. 

“Of course! We know we’re in safe hands, big guy!” Tubbo adds, startling as he once again appears to reside inside his head, and Quackity is suddenly hoping that he didn’t accidentally broadcast their conversation to the rest of their team. 

Before he can add anything else - or ask very subtly if either heard them talking - an arm is suddenly slung over his shoulders, the smell of ink and sulfur worming its way into his nose as Fundy leans on him and starts leading him towards the tunnel. 

“Come on, enough with the training and the moping, we have amulets and gold to collect!” The conman exclaims, receiving a raised eyebrow from Quackity himself as the bard resigns to becoming a temporary armrest - he’s learnt that that is simply what Fundy does, be it in his fox form or his human form, he’s always on his or somebody else’s shoulders. It’d be sweet if it wasn’t for the indirect reminder of his height, or lack thereof. 

“Oh, and you would know all about collecting gold, uh?” Quackity quips back as Niki and Tubbo both fall into step with them, Tubbo’s mechanical bee buzzing right behind. 

“It was one time!” The shifter laments, prompting the rest of the group to burst out laughing, Niki’s voice raising over the others’ to protest:

“It wasn’t just one!” 

Then, the roar of the crowd fills their ears, and they step into the arena.

It doesn’t take Fundy much to reach the first portal.

The arena has been suited for the occasion, since what used to be a huge but empty field of sand is now a thick, jungle-like forest, with vines that droop from a ceiling of leaves and brightly coloured plants that snap their petals at him when he runs by. 

It didn’t take him long to get used to digging his way through the foliage, his shifter blood surely aiding him in the process, but he still tries not to move too fast - he will need to get back to the main clearing multiple times, to bring back the amulets that will give them more time to explore. 

One of his hands lightly grazes a leaf, leaving behind a smear of orange - he has Quackity to thank for procuring them the thick paints they coated their hands with before starting, so that their paths will be marked; easy to follow for both them and the bard himself, if any of them would ever need assistance. 

He’s been running for only a handful of seconds when the light blue glow of a portal catches his eye: he smacks his hands to the side of the tree that marks his change in direction, leaving behind a much thicker mark, and jumps into the portal.

“Light blue portal, I’m in … catacombs, I think.” He says, focusing on his newly acquired magical earring in order to broadcast the information to the rest of his team. A series of loud whoops answer him, bringing a satisfied grin to his face, and he slows down for a moment, trying to listen for anything happening further down the chambers he’s found himself in, eyes scanning the ground for any hidden traps. 

The coast seems to be clear - there’s a faint whispering coming from the portal behind him, the familiar gentle hum of conjuration magic, but he’s fairly certain that he’s the only living thing in there. 

Which in hindsight was exactly the point, he realises a moment later as he enters a dimly lit room, when an arrow sails just a couple of inches past his face - he flinches away from the blow purely by instincts, letting out a high pitched yelp while his hands raise upwards, brain suddenly put on alert and already thinking about what to do. 

The situation isn’t hard to comprehend: there are half a dozen skeletons, armed, slowly inching their way towards him; a handful are standing right in front of the only other existing exit, as if guarding it - probably commanded to do so, since from his own personal experience skeletons are rarely smart enough to “stand guard”. 

He is almost certain that there are no other paths he could have taken, so his only way is forward, hopefully towards something valuable. Of course that is, if he manages to get through. 

The first thing Fundy realises is that there are a bit too many enemies to comfortably take on. For a moment he truly considers simply dropping a fireball straight into the middle of the room - quick, easy, efficient - but a part of him knows that it would be a bit of a waste of energies for so little enemies, and he does expect to meet plenty more enemies very soon. Despite the fact that time is of the essence, he can’t help but remember how bets in favour of Wilbur’s team had skyrocketed after their stellar performance in the arena a handful of weeks prior. And well, a conman has to know how to put on a show, doesn’t he?

“Hello gentlemen! Would you be so kind to form an orderly cue in front of me?” He’s quick to step to the side, away from another incoming arrow from one of the two skeletons posted in front of his objective, but thankfully the rest of the skeletons are quick to follow his request as they stumble forward, moving towards him and brandishing their swords. 

One of them, apparently more eager than the others, launches themselves at him, their shortsword raised high and coming down in a swift swoop that crashes against a - hastily created - light purple magical barrier. Fundy tsks at the skeleton, shaking his head disapprovingly behind the hand he had to raise to form the arcane shield. With a quick look he assures himself of the optimal placement of his enemies, then he brings his hands together in front of him, rubbing his palms together quickly as if smearing something on them; an instant later he snaps the thumb and index finger of his right hand together, close to the wrist of his left hand: flames burst from his hands, catching fire as if he’d clicked together a flint and steel over warm coal, and he brings his wrists together, directing the stream of arcane fire towards the four skeletons still stumbling towards him.

With a flash of warm light and a chilling screech, the skeletons catch fire and burn, the necromantic binds keeping them whole snapping and breaking, charred bones falling to the ground in sad heaps.

The two skeletons still standing by the exit door let out a pitiful whine, arms clanking together as they nock their arrows - one falls to the ground a couple of feet ahead of him, the skeleton that shot it starting to look as frantic as an expressionless undead can, while the other manages to catch him off-guard and pierces his left shoulder, tearing a pained yelp and a curse from him. 

And well, with most of his enemies gone, he can now get his hands a bit dirtier, metaphorically speaking, as he unsheathes the rapier Niki had gifted to him more than five years before, keeping his unoccupied and still somewhat smouldering hand close to the blade. As his thumb runs over the cold metal, it catches fire, green flames licking at the hilt as he runs forward, impaling one of the two skeletons: flames burst from the blade, almost completely enveloping his enemy, the old and dry bones quickly catching fire as if they were matches. When he flicks his wrist, turning the blade on itself, there’s another burst of flames coming from the hilt itself as a bolt of emerald green fire flies towards the other skeleton, hitting their side. 

The only remaining skeleton raises their bow, trying to aim at him, but Fundy simply steps forward, into their personal space, hearing the arrow being let loose behind him and flying into a stone wall. 

He grins, knowing his fangs poking their way over his lips make him look more menacing, and sheaths his sword into the skeleton’s chest, cutting away the arcane ties keeping them from dying, fire burning around them both - he releases the excess arcane energy with another bolt of green fire that burns a circular charred mark into the wall to his left.

For a moment, it’s all silent around him as he takes a small relieved breath, ever so thankful of Niki’s insistence of getting him to train with his sword. 

Then, Tubbo’s voice rings in his hears, calling out a new portal he’d just found - a locked one, tinted red. 

Fundy gives a vocal confirmation of having received the message, then puts away his sword - flames dissipating on their own - and quickly makes his way towards the still closed door.

Plenty of things to do, enemies to kill, amulets to find. 

He can take a break when their time in the labyrinth runs out. 

[dawnscottage]

My first (and very poor) attempt at animation ish

I just listened to this vivaldi recomp by Max Richter and i couldnt help imagine Ladybug and Chat running up the Eiffel Tower at night soooo here we are! It was fun to make ahaha (literally its so bad cry)

Imagine.

The night is warm and soft and full of the feeling of a happy summer evening. The air is filled with the scents of food, of flowers, of happiness and smiles. Parisians stroll the streets, enjoying the summer warmth, the twinkling lights, the love and laughter in the air.

Chat and Ladybug are running,running through the night air, feeling it whip through their hair, past their masks. They are running, like a game of chase, to no where in particular. Theyre running towards the Eiffel tower, Towards the sky, towards each other. They see the beautiful lights of the sky, the city, their eyes and follow them, up, up, up like the music. Following the feeling in their hearts, of excitement adn hope and love and freedom. They gaze at each other, scrambling to the top, to see the sky, to feel the world around them together.

(i cannot write ahahha)

[tutyayilmazz]

Get ready for some excerpts

For Viner, the development of men’s rhythmic gymnastics is likely the way to save RG as an Olympic sport. The IOC is trying to achieve gender parity at the Games and they are unlikely to allow a sport that is available to only one gender to be a part of the Games for much longer.

“Because people have a very interesting flow of associations, they immediately imagine men in leotards doing women’s elements. That is also being done – by the Spanish school. They even wrote to me: “You know, it’s us who’s doing rhythmic gymnastics, while you’re doing something else”. I think that from the physiological point of view, men can’t compete against women. It would be like watching a boxing match between a man and a woman – you know who’s going to win, right? Girls are more flexible but men are stronger and have more endurance. They can’t compete against each other and judging of that can’t be objective. But there is another school [of men’s rhythmic gymnastics] – the Japanese one. That’s where men’s rhythmic gymnastics originated.”

“But the Spanish just copied what the girls had. I won’t say anything that’s not politically correct about this but after the Spanish [started their sport], the attitudes towards rhythmic gymnastics became polarized. Some are saying “actually, that’s really cool that boys are doing the same thing as girls and look like girls”. And some say the opposite: “Ew, it’s gross”. So, there it is. Even in our country, many did not understand that we’re supporting the Japanese initiative because it’s the one that reflects characteristics of men’s physiology – strength, endurance, coordination, and power.”

“How can I say something [about the Spanish]? What they do is difficult. But if we’re judging objectively, their version of rhythmic gymnastics goes against the physical capabilities of boys and men. It’s as if an elephant felt he was a sparrow; this can also seem not politically correct. But they’re forcing themselves to do things that are natural for female bodies. Perhaps, it’s sexism and someone will accuse me of it but I think that in every sport – and you can even see it in the Olympic rules – men should not compete with women.”

“First, it’s the Russian culture – here, people just won’t accept it. Second, it’s wrong in terms of the physiology, a guy should grow strong according to his nature and the Spanish version of rhythmic gymnastics won’t allow it.”

*DEEP BREATH* Where to even begin...

"iF mEn dO fLeXiBiLiTy ThEy gO aGaiNsT tHeiR nAtUrE" yeah, like women are just ~naturally~ meant to bend their spines so that their head touches their butt. Just admit you're a misogynist that can't do a penché pivot or a split leap with back bend dude

It’s so infuriating that they're using japanese men’s “RG” as a cover for "oh yes we’re adding men to RG ;)" except it's not actual RG ;) have fun tumbling with rope ;) no pirouettes for you boys ;)

I don’t mind what the japanese are doing on its own it's such a hybrid discipline and if it becomes The Official Men's RG, the spanish men etc. are gonna end up even more niche and unknown and it's going to be yet another barrier against boys that would want to do actual pure RG :(

It must be so upsetting for russian boys i sometimes see on instagram explore doing all sorts of apparatus work and even some flexibility elements. If they could have access to the coaches, choreographers, they’d be rivaling the spanish in no time since it’s a matter of life and death for russia to win 

Even if they're against men doing the exact elements the women do, the ballet point should be an idea worth pressing forward, keep the women's apparatuses and add jumps like male ballet dancers do to the code, add pairs if you must (I’d actually be interested in a RG pas de deux - i wonder if acro gymnasts would be happy about them doing lifts too though ahahha)

GAH im getting more and more annoyed the more i think, things will be stuck in this dead end of this new discipline that neither this nor that and i fear it will make it even more difficult to change once it’s cemented itself as men’s RG even if it’s! not! what’s! actually! been! called! RG! for! decades!

[docholligay]

power-of-a-name replied to your post “Drabble request. Michiru. The mirror lay shattered.”

The dagger in the mirror is genius! I love how it is another way the moon kingdom is hiding its true intentions.

Thank you! A long time agao, when I was sussing out everyone’s “practical weapon” because it makes ore sense for fight choreography and like...practicality, I decided on a dagger for Michiru. From there, it evolved to her mirror coming apart to be a dagger and buckler. I’ve always imagined her fight style to be a little rouge-ish, where you don’t see or hear her until it’s too late. 

rhiorhino replied to your post “Drabble request. Michiru. The mirror lay shattered.”

Oh shit

AHAHHA

madegeeky replied to your post “Drabble request. Michiru. The mirror lay shattered.”

This is so amazing, I'm so in love with it.

Thank you!

madegeeky replied to your post “Drabble request. Michiru. The mirror lay shattered.”

Oooo, love this so much. I would love to see more of this. I never thought about Michiru joining the Dark Kingdom but it works so well.

Michiru joining the Dark Kingdom is one of my favorite personal little things. She’d be the one I could see doing it most easily, if the conditions were right. I can see plenty of them LEAVING under the right conditions, but truly turning traitor is something I think only a couple could ever really do. 

proudchangelingmum replied to your post “Drabble request. Michiru. The mirror lay shattered.”

I never knew how much I wanted Michiru, Dark Kingdom General, having to deal with the rock boys. It is now the only thing I want.

I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. I actually think she and Kunzite would get along just fine, both being clever and cruel at their worst moments, and if Michiru was bent toward revenge I think she would see him as an excellent ally in such. I think she and Zoisite would clash because they’re both sharp-tongued and have the capacity to be EXCEPTIONALLY petty, but I think it would be entertaining as HELL to watch. 

keyofjetwolf replied to your post “Drabble request. Michiru. The mirror lay shattered.”

MMMMMM. I always love Michiru's turns, and picking up on a dangling discussion thread on Michiru in the Dark Kingdom as well. I also totally forgot (or never thought about) a dagger in the mirror handle, and I am a fool.

I know you and I have discussed TUrncoat Michiru in the past, but it’s always so fun. 

[xuseokgyu]

Uh warning this is so long omg... I am sorry. I even deleted so much... I can just talk about the vibes of seventeen songs all day lol

Lol your favorite songs are my sisters favorite songs.... good taste! The piano and guitar in DLIS.... I love it. The vocals in that song are just amazing. I Don't Know has a fun guitar (bass maybe too?) beat in it as well.... I love woozi and seungkwan in that song. Plus it has my boy jun.... Going Seventeen is a great album.....

You Make My Day.... is my favorite album. Love a good summer album... But Pinwheel is my favorite song. I love it, I love how simple it is but how it is able to convey the feeling of like the longing but hopeful steady march...searching. The steady beat that goes through most of the song with the marching beat right behind it that goes in and out... plus the climbing?? piano melody. And then you get the strings.... and like the vocals fit so nicely in the song too. I can and have listened to this song for hours on end. Over time the very simple but effective percussion has become my favorite part of pinwheel though lol. Its just how clearly it portrays a story/emotions to me that makes it my favorite song... like how Outro by LUCY is my favorite song by them even though it has literally zero words. You just listen to it and are like... I... am on an adventure right now, I am on a quest, there is literally nothing else I could be doing. The two songs have similar but distinctly different vibes... anyways. Seventeen (and by that I mean Woozi mostly lol) is very good at putting emotions into their songs but to me with Pinwheel it was done very well. Heaven's Cloud is a good one too I think for the mood it sets... the sense of impending doom that vaguely hovers around the song in the later half thanks to the weird synth sounds that come in... I like it a lot. Idk what they are supposed to be but ever since I noticed them I have been obsessed with them... they're kinda creepy sounding. Plus the contrast between the dadada beat vs the flowing sections where it cuts out completely so its kinda floaty... its nice. A very lightweight and floaty feeling song that still has the very mild background stress of what if it all falls down one day?

On that note... what is your favorite song(s) off Your Choice? Mine are Heaven's Cloud (obviously lol) and GAM3 BO1.

(also I used to just type up an ask in word and then count the characters to figure out how many asks total I was sending and then number them like 1/3 then copy paste lmao also only long asks on mobile :( had to type this up on my laptop then send it to my phone to copy into the ask so I didn't have to send multiple)

Omg I love how you talk about music!!! Yes Pinwheel is an absolute MASTERPIECE and YMMD a great album and era, arguably one of the greatest eras of seventeen, you have great taste 👌👌 (just like all carats eheheh we can’t go wrong)

I totally get what you mean with Outro... I have many songs saved that are just instrumental, they hit you right at your core and make you wonder away!! Is just you, the emotions the song brings in you and your imagination to do with it as you will

My favorites of Your Choice are SDSMSN (I won’t type it all hahaha is a huge name), but no ones surprised I went with the vocal unit’s song again 😅 Also Wave, Anyone and Heaven’s Cloud... Wave already won me over during the highlight medley, performance unit is not here to play ahahha

And omg hahah I could ask why to go with all the trouble but know I would do the same thing hahaha AND THEN WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TYPE AWAY TUMBLR DOES YOU DIRTY LIKE THAT I swear I’ll never understand why this site works so differently on desktop and mobile 🙄

[toxoplasmajuice]

Collins MMBC Replies 17

except one click reply is still busted so these are copy pasted from the activity page and made to look as if i were using one click reply

@futurecarrie​ replied to your photo “[Noé]: Amia?! [Prax]: What the hell are you– [Amia]: Shhh!!”

GRUMPY CHILD OMG

honestly??? im glad u coincidentally put her up for public dl right when i was gonna need sims from original drse she was fun to fit in

@cafesimming​ replied to your photo “[Amia]: …Uh.”

oh shit

see its one thing to find a dead body when youre an mmbc contestant... its another thing when you’re not involved with any ongoing mmbcs in any significant way until this moment

futurecarrie replied to your photo “[Amia]: …Uh.”

This is when you walk away 'mi

this is why you don’t leave your friends* alone with shady-ass upperclassmen. this is just karma

*highly debatable

cafesimming replied to your photo “[Gretta]: [immediately stops crying] Ooooooooh!! The freshmen found...”

gretta youre not exactly being subtle here “OH MY GO D YAY IT’S THE DEAD BODY IM SO EXCITED” i wonder whos fuckin orchestrating this shit. no idea. No Way To Know. a goddamn mystery

now to be fair it’s not like jasmyn/The Audience was fooled in the first place

futurecarrie replied to your photoset “[Noé]: …… [Prax]: What the hell– [Amia]: I don’t know! I don’t even...”

I always had a feeling she'd be the first to find a body (just, first because she did it, not like this instance xD)

now i know this probably refers to expecting amia to kill s/b in original drse but also: i cant believe amia is the third outside saboteur of this mess of an mmbc

(cheyenne: *screaming* NOT ANOTHER ONE)

@jackssims​ replied to your photo “[Amia]: …Uh.”

WHAT THE FCK

:3c

jackssims replied to your photo “[Gretta]: [immediately stops crying] Ooooooooh!! The freshmen found...”

SHSL Despair at it again

You’re Not Wrong

jackssims replied to your photoset “[Noé]: …… [Prax]: What the hell– [Amia]: I don’t know! I don’t even...”

Noé knows (also when's the body announcement gonna play, three people found that body)

when you’re just trying to have a social life but you’re also used to seeing dead bodies

jackssims replied to your photoset “¦ [*ding!*] [Missy]: Uuuuugggghhhhh…”

There it is

noé’s text was actually just the body discovery message with a lot of typos

jackssims replied to your photo “[Amia]: Why do you seem so calm?! What the fuck is going on?!...”

Teen Angst™

this is actually a skit the theater troupe i’m part of is putting on for incoming 9th graders on how to deal with high school drama

and murder

(side-note: i call this teen drama but the funny thing is that at least 2 out of 3 in this scene are like. legally not teens. like i don’t remember ever knowing how old amia is (either now or was in fall 2015) but i gave noés age as 16 in fall 2015 and at this point in realtime he’s 18. prax’s age was given as 18 at the start. and whats funnier is that for like EVERYONE IN THE CLASS whose age was given at all it’s like that. everyone who had a given age was between 16 and 18 at what was presumably the start of their freshman years of high school. this is why we don’t judge jasmyn for thinking joelle and asha were high school students)

jackssims replied to your photo “[Cordelia]: Evelyn?? Evelyn!! Wh-Where are you?! [Joelle]: Maybe we’re...”

Cordelia...

:’(

jackssims replied to your photo “[Jasmyn]: Gretta. [Gretta]: Oh, hey, cameras! Maybe we should change...”

Nah Gretta, give it to 'em straight from The Source

is gretta a reputable source

jackssims replied to your photo “[Cordelia]: E…ve…lyn…?”

I'm tearing up Clover

:’’’(

jackssims replied to your photoset “[evelyn]: …[smiles] …”

stOP

I WISH I COULD, JACK, I WISH I COULD

jackssims replied to your photo “[Ian]: Wait, who are– [Amia]: Shhh!! [Ian]: …[whispering] Uh, are you...”

I'm imagining the dispatcher using the mocking Spongebob meme that's been going aroind *around

dispatcher: we can’t do anything, please contact the bachelorette amia: wE cAn’T dO aNyThInG pLeAsE cOnTaCt ThE bAcHeLoReTtE

jackssims replied to your photoset “[Ian]: Wait! Asha! It looks like Evelyn died from the stuff here!...”

Asha has /no/ shame

no shame in needing a drink in this situation right???

jackssims replied to your photoset “[Joelle]: …You know. How come there’s so many Hope’s Peak students...”

Sure Jan, that's believable

ITS TRUE ps67 kid has just been chilling

jackssims replied to your photo “¦ [Missy]: …nope, he’s not out here… [Gretta]: Yeah, I looked at the...”

OF COURSE

fun fact: in my mental plans for this episode she was gonna run into the bathroom acting like a hero to “examine” the scene. she was gonna claim to have invented this glove that when in contact with certain toxins would change in some way that most people wouldn’t notice but she could because she’s the shsl toxicologist (or maybe she’d just then be able to take it for brief further testing--either way, she can find the results while others can’t because that’s her talent) to indicate what must have killed someone, and she’d use it by... putting it on and shoving her hand into the toilet bowl

of course, the glove would’ve just been a normal heavy duty rubber glove (similar to how in the actual episode here, we know gretta didn’t really figure out the cause of death just by looking)

(why’d i drop that? because this episode was already way too heavy on poses i needed to make, and i didn’t want to try and find cc gloves for the purpose)

jackssims replied to your photo “[Joelle]: Hey! You, in the bathroom! [Voice From Behind The Bathroom...”

This is an… interesting scenario for one to be in

being the kid or being joelle and/or asha (probably both)

jackssims replied to your photo “[Missy]: Uh… Hey, I don’t– [Amia]: Shhhh!! [Missy]: …[*ahem*]...”

👀

(damn whys it so hard to find good old xat smileys on google. this is the only animated (wary) i could find and its fckn tiny and i think it was from a naruto forum)

jackssims replied to your photoset “[Jasmyn]: Is this for Stats class? [Joelle]: … [Jasmyn]: … [Joelle]: …...”

Asha, without missing a beat: Totally! Not like we're on an MMBC or anything ahahha no way fellow kids

adulthood? never met her

jackssims replied to your photo “-skip- … [Ian]: …Who do you think killed Evelyn Brennan? [Missy]: And...”

This puts into perspective there's only five left holy shit

GOD mmbc polls always hit me with that too its the Freakiest shit

@heysimbutt replied to your photo “¦ [Missy]: …nope, he’s not out here… [Gretta]: Yeah, I looked at the...”

seems legit

Trust Me This Is My Talent Also I’m Not An MMBC Facilitator

heysimbutt replied to your photo “[Joelle]: Hey! You, in the bathroom! [Voice From Behind The Bathroom...”

I love this

thank u random ps67 kid for providing comic relief

heysimbutt replied to your photo “[Missy]: Cordelia? [Cordelia]: [weakly crying] [Missy]: …Cordelia, I...”

Cordelia :'(

:’( :’( :’(

heysimbutt replied to your photoset “[Joelle]: [hic] Hey! Those Kids! How old were you two in 2006??...”

I feel old

i........ was 6 in 2006

[weretigerkun]

Tag Games, 2 in 1

long post under the cut

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. 

Tagged by @nekojimaxosamew and @looking-for-stray-dogs ahhh, thank you ;w; 1. coke or pepsi: i dislike both but coke is better 2. disney or dreamworks: disney? 3. coffee or tea: tea!! 4. books or movies: books 5. windows or mac: windows. if u make me use mac i get so confused. i dont even know how to scroll down lol 6. dc or marvel: marvel 7. x-box or playstation: i dont play video games so i really dont know... 8. dragon age or mass effect: ... pls see above answer 9. night owl or early riser: night owl, absolutely. 10. cards or chess: cards 11. chocolate or vanilla: vanilla! 12. vans or converse: converse bc they are the COMFIEST thing 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: ????? lavellan sounds pretty. like lavender 14. fluff or angst: reading fluff but writing angst 15. beach or forest: forest! 16. dogs or cats: cats! who would i be if i chose otherwise 17. clear skies or rain: can it just be cloudy lol 18. cooking or eating out: cooking is healthier and cheaper but i enjoy eating out bc ... yeah its fun 19. spicy food or mild food: mild 20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: christmas 21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too cold, bc i'd rather be always chilly than always angry :---) 22. if you could have any superpower, what would it be?: does mind control count just so i can conveniently get through life lol... if it doesnt, teleportation! 23. animation or live action: this... is difficult 24. paragon or renegade: ??? 25. baths or showers: showers 26. team cap or team ironman: team cap ;w; 27: fantasy or sci-fi: sci-fi 28. do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they: this is... difficult... i dont usually have favorite quotes. let me update this when i hve access to all my books again

29. netflix or youtube: youtube 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: harry potter! i’ve never read any rick riordan books lol 31. when you feel accomplished: ....um, finishing something and actually being proud of it maybe 32. star wars or star trek: never watched star trek 33. paperback or hardback: paperback bc hardback is so heavy 34. horror or rom-com: horror, esp psychological~ i hate pointless gore films but im not a romcom fan either (bc so rarely is it done well, but as a fanfic author you know i still love romance lol) 35: Tv shows or movies: movies (unless anime counts lol) 36. spotify or pandora: spotify. rip 8tracks 37. zootopia or inside out: ZOOTOPIA IS MY DAMN JAM OKAY NOW WHEN WILL THEY MAKE MARXISM FOR KIDS THE MOVIE 38. dragons or unicorns: DRAGONS omg i loved dragons as a kid i even had a book about dragons and wanted to be a knight when i grew up lmao 

i’m not tagging anyone for this bc look at how long that is... also everyone’s done it already i think :D

YES THIS NEXT ONE IS A GOOD ONE I LOVE HEARING THESE THINGS ABOUT OTHERS AND SHARING THEM TOO

tagged by the dear @pengwenno

1. Are you named after someone?

no. my parents just really liked the name and thought it was pretty ;w; frankie isnt my full name of course

2. When’s the last time you cried?

oh damn.... early this week AHAHAH

you know that zodiac meme post that goes “virgo: pretends theyre not affeced but will cry at night” thats me bitch

3. Do you like your handwriting?

i think i do :D it’s very messy and sometimes hard to decipher but other people say it’s nice 

4. What’s your favorite lunch meat?

mmmhmhm everything give me all the protein 

5. Do you have kids?

no and i dont plan to ... do you honestly trust me with raising another human being? also, imagine saving all that money to go on trips abroad and travel and buy stuff aaaah

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

no bc that bitch needs to get herself together

7. Do you use sarcasm?

i use it a lot and even when im being very quiet and polite in front of older people or authority sometimes it slips out too :---)

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

yes

9. Would you bungee jump?

no bc im a scaredy cat who would probably cry

10. What’s your favorite kind of cereal?

the ones with mixed nuts

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

only if im really in a rush

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

no i am the weakest

13. What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla, matcha, avocado... i cant choose 

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

clothes usually (and i have eye contact problems kajdf; i promise i dont mean to be rude i just hate making unnecessary eye contact bc it makes me so uncomfortable)

15: Red or pink?

red especially burgundy~ but pink is cute too, as long as its light or pastel

16. What’s the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

EDIT: oh wait PHYSICAL THING omg i misread

maybe my gross baby hands like theyre so small and chubby... not cute or feminine at all :(

17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?

purple pajamas and no shoes bc I SHOULD BE GETTING READY TO LEAVE BUT INSTEAD IM ANSWERING THIS THING 

18. What’s the last thing you ate?

buchi for dessert 

19. What are you listening to right now?

white noise of construction

20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

maybe dark blue

21. Favorite smell?

???? idek. bread.

22. Who’s the last person you spoke to on the phone?

i dont remember

23. Favorite game?

alice: madness returns

24. Hair color?

dark dark brown

25. Eye color?

whoops you guessed it: brown

26. Do you wear contacts?

no, my eyes are too dry for them

27. Favorite food to eat?

barbecue... sushi... japanese sweets.... bread

28. Scary movies or comedy?

comedy

29: Last movie you watched?

oh fuck i dont remember either.....

30. What color shirt are you wearing?

gray

31. Summer or winter?

i hate summer with a passion okay and i would probs die in winter but winter

32. Hugs or kisses?

hugs ;w; 

33. What book are you currently reading?

the haunting of hill house

34. Who do you miss right now?

mmm lets not answer this question

35. What’s on your mouse pad?

no mouse pad

36. What’s the last TV show you watched?

jimi ni sugoi

37. What’s the best sound?

soft rain, soft conversation, tinkling of glasses

38. YouTube mashups or ambient noise?

ambient noise

39. What’s the farthest you have ever traveled?

london

40. Do you have a special talent?

i can move my ears ahahha

41. Where were you born?

metro manila

42. People you’d like to participate in this survey?

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Wlog for the BTS London concert on the 10th💓

Just so I don't forget, I’d like to write down how I felt b4, during and after the BTS concert on the 10th💜

 I remember it wasn't a chill day at all, and I went to tutorials and lectures in the first half of the day. Can't say that I'm extremely excited cuz I was never really hyped for anything. It's not because I didn't like BTS enough, it's the fear of expecting too much and end up getting disappointed somehow. Well, I guess I was wrong and I could have looked forward to it even more xd

 I went back home after the computational lecture ended, then packed up my stuff (which was partly packed the nite b4) as quickly as I could. When I thought everything was settled, I realised that my parcel has arrived and I haven't printed my ticket yet. Everything was done in a hurry, and I left home at 2:05 for a 2:15 train.

 On the train, I was still kinda calm and had a look thru my notes from class. Then I spent the rest of the time sleeping and imaging how would I feel when I actually meet them at the concert. Would it feel like how it was in my dream? Or would it be something completely different?

 I arrived at London and google mapped how should I get to O2 arena cuz hahah I had no idea. Everything went by smoothly and I even managed to follow someone with a "jungkook 98" shirt when I sort of got lost hahaha.

 I took pictures of boards that were at the station and made a call to see where Joey is. Joey was already queuing. Lol up till this point, I kinda hoped that I've vlog-ed this. Its gonna be so much fun going back and rewatching everything. Anyways, Joey introduced me to her friends and we went on talking about what we could do inside. She prepared everything for me - like the lightstick, batteries, telling me they wouldn't really go thru my stuff hence its ok if I had a lot of stuff with me lolz

 We finally got in and we went up to get some drinks (which I didn't). I said bye to Joey (cuz we sit in different areas) and went to the toilet to change into a black T-shirt I got from Korea (haha I know its an unnecessary fact).

 Then, finally, I entered the arena and managed to find my seat. Sadly, on my seat, there's this girl that wanted to sit with her fd and would trade for a seat that's much further away from the stage (honestly wtf). I insisted that I'd like to keep my seat and eventually she gave in.

 I then had conversations with her fd (ie the person next to me now) and she went on about how she coped with their concert yesterday at the pit. She seemed to be a really old fan and had went to a lot of the functions in the past. I don't entirely agree but I said nothing hahah (I mean whats the point in arguing - its not like Im gonna see her after this).

 The fans were really hyped and they sang fanchants in every MV that came up at the arena. Love to see how the staffs' expressions are hahah - they'd be like wtf BTS is not even here what are u guys on about? Hahah bro I feel u I felt the exact same thing xd

 Finally it hit 8pm and the concert is about to start. They came out after a series of promo vids and after a marvellous stage arrangement. It was really hyped and it really lits up your mood. Just imagine someone really calm like me (ie calm during clubbings and all) getting really hyped and stuff hahah~

 I was really worried that I could bearly see Jungkook cuz he got injured and might stay at the main stage. BUTTT he actually brought his chair to the extended stage and sat at my side of the stage!!! Don't get me wrong, but I might have saw him better just cuz he was sitting the whole time xd

 It's that feeling when something that's on ur screen, on your wall or even in ur dreams (but is somehow non existing in ur life) suddenly was in front of you. I guess I was just 20 steps away from them if there were a platform from my seat to the extended stage. It was so close and you could see their facial expression so clearly. Even tho I couldn't make a heart or anything (cuz its embarrassing), or even get eye contacts, its still like a dream come true.

 I could see their little interactions right in front of my eyes, and hear their voices live. All of the members did a magnificent job and I honestly fell in love with every one of their performances. If I did said anything about having a bias and all, its really nothing like that anymore. I like every member and they are all so good looking (omg Jin is sosososososososo handsome I cannot).

 Standing for a total of 2 hours but it felt like 15 mins. Every song sounded so much more better live, and seeing them dancing so so close to you. It's a moment when you feel they are actual human beings - not cartoon, not animations.

 Jimin's performance actually did hit me - he was so attractive omg!! He also so cute when he looked around to try to interact with any fans that tries to catch his attention!

Jhope, Suga and Rapmon's performances were so lit!! Even tho they were never my favourite, they look so much more better in person!

Jungkook got injuried, so he sat down on a chair the whole time. But his voice was so angelic - and hahah I caught that moment when he forgot to sing a line - cuteeee. His interaction with his hyungs were also adorable - I love how they involved him even tho he couldn't dance, and he also tried to join in the dance even on the chair xdd - the thing is, he is a little conserved and he do not have actual interaction with any of the fans - but that's him and it isn't necessarily a good or bad thing. (btw JK look exactly like in photos and videos and thank god he decided to sit at my side of the stage on the day of my concert)

Jin, as what I've said, is so attractive omg!! He is THE VISUAL - no doubt  - he is stunning in person!!

V has his own charm as usual. He also looks exactly the same in phots and vids - and I caught the cute moment when he smiled at JK and start dancing his part hahah he also got "shot" by a fan's heart (I believe) and pretended that he got shot on stage - hahahah so freakin cute

 They all had really natural expressions during performances - and you couldn't imagine how could a person look so good in any angle and at any moment - its almost like calculated moves - and they are photogenic at every point of their performances -

What I had to do is to pick out moments that my camera didn't went out of focus or pointing at a wrong angle - they look fab in every single moment - no joke

 Ok so the conclusion is I was totally enjoying every moment and did not felt bored at any point of the concert - like not even slightly

I only wish time went by slower cuz I couldn't grasp all the moments that I'd like to record on my phone or to be aware of

 So I could tell Jungkook was a bit depressed in general but at least he didn't cry like how he did in the last concert - I really feel bad for him and thank god he didn't perform - I have a feeling I'm gonna be even more depressed cuz I'll miss his performance the most hahah

 Anyways then the concert ended and I asked every possible person to send me their vids. But honestly the ending was so sad. I actually felt like crying, but I didn't cuz I stopped myself from anticipating the concert too much in the first place, and therefore the contrast wasn't as great.

 Joey was really really depressed and I totally get it. Never thought you'd feel so at lost after you went to a concert you love. Its that feeling that "yeah they're right in front of you but now we had to take that back". Its really hopeless and you suddenly realised they are really superstars.

Its not like I wasn't aware of that fact that they are actual stars, but this reality hit you really hard when youre in a concert. There were so many armys and they wouldn't even know that you've existed. Its sad that they were so close and now you've understood that they are not your fds (even tho they seem like it in vids) but actual stars that are so out of reach. The contrast of being so hyped then falling back down to the bottom of the valley (hhaha its so different to the feeling of riding a roller coaster when going down is the best part).

 I love you BTS❤ even tho you'd never know our existence. They are truly remarkable and loved by so many.

 So moving on from this sad topic (XD), I met joey on the next day and convinced her to take a pic of me at an enormous wall with a print of BTS poster. I was kinda shy and couldn't really take a good pic until after a couple shots. We then had flat iron and it was a great restaurant - would really want to go again! We then attempt to take pretentious shots (which joey succeeded, and I hahah obviously failed) and had desserts. We then left to catch the train - but Joey lost her Oyster card:( She said something weird would always happen when shes with me ahahha I wonder why xd

 Yah so this was my marvellous bday gift - cant explain everything in short sentences, but I was so submerged into bts music right after the concert. You could literally think of nothing, do nothing, but listen to their music and rewatch the videos. I really want to keep the solid memory of the experience I've had at the concert - and pls don't forget it!!

 PS I really owe joey a lot cuz she persuaded and helped me to get the ticket. She got a JK fan for me, knowing I'll regret for sure! She knew me too well and at some point in life we do have to live like a teenager when we are teenagers rt? xd

Add-on: OMG so V went to flat iron too - honestly, how could they just walk into a restaurant w/o getting a room or anything, literally, just a table in which anyone could have sat on and anyone could have bumped into them. Sadly he didn’t go to the restaurant I went nor the time I went (I believe) but still happy cuz we had the same food ahahaha